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Days of testicular boils.

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
October 26, 2020
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Their kettle of fish is now our burnt dinner.

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
October 20, 2020
Didn’t the words sayThat a ploughing bullShould not be muzzled? Didn’t the words sayWe should not knockThe street boyOn the head? Didn’t…
Satire

Come, Let us spit on our faces and split our hair.

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
September 6, 2020
The Jinxed to PilateLet it be upon usAnd our children.*Behold those who are feedingOn the fatty parts of the land.Self endowed with…
Satire

Never Salivate before any temple of red meat.

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
August 17, 2020
A huge red piece of meat is hanging on a tree outside the “house of play, play and small pickins.” They say…
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Facemask: Don't take me to the runway!

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
May 28, 2020
“You don’t need to wear face masks,” said the professor with a running mouth, boulder size head with no brain. Now he…
ProseSatire

Not in worship

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
May 24, 2020
Hand raised amid unbroken watersMas’baha pacedNever to the faceIn worship to any deity. Sanitizers walk insanityAway from a scared scar-faced worldMoored to…
Satire

SATIRE: Abuja under lock and key!

By Dr Biodun Ogungbo
April 7, 2020
This is the first week of Abuja, the capital city of Nigeria being under lockdown in the fight against the Corona virus…
Satire

Who asked the kettle to whistle?

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
February 26, 2019
It was the morning after the oraclist said he had sighted the new moon; And declared that a new King will be…
Pda.filesSatire

Who stole the market day?

By Philemon Doro Adjekuko
February 21, 2019
Two paper bags Strolling lazily on a deserted patch of road in the capital city.I could hear their inconclusive whispers and chuckles…
PoliticsSatire

The Senate President Is Sending Shivers Down My Spine O!

By Online
December 31, 2018
Dr. Saraki insists that the 2019 Budget is not only hopeless, but is deceptive, days after the President has implied that things…
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