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The Insufficient Fund Man

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“Insufficient-fund” said the ATM.
He had N1000 in his account. So he went into the bank to ask why he can’t withdraw.
“Minimum balance”, the cashier told him. He went into a rage and caused a stir in the banking hall.
Sympathetic customers and bankers started an instant go-fund. At the end, he took in N10,000.
“God-bless you all”, he said and left for the nearby Burukutu market where he soaked himself in alcohol and cried as his team got beaten 5-2 in a UEFA match.
Next day, he was at another branch of the bank. Talk about a niche market! (©pda.files)

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